Sunday, August 31, 2008
放屁许可证






耶!!!经過許多道严苛复杂的手续
耗時費心
終於辦出这张证件
太開心了


表示......
從現在開始
我可以安心的四处放屁了
YEAH~~~


除此之外，我也要找找不穿内裤许可证、不拉拉链许可证and引人注目许可证。

FUCH!!!许可证实在是太霸道了！！！哈哈！！！
收益无穷又感激不尽。。。。。。

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


首先，大便可是人人都有的嗜好，只是不同地方，何必计较呢？大便鬼可是我靓仔蔡的特色呀！当然，我怎样也比不上那种每天都乱放屁，借此来引人注目呢。廷伸大哥，我可不是再说你哦！可是说到引人注目，也忘不了廷伸哥在大庭广众下穿着没拉拉链的裤子：
所以说，我靓仔蔡还真的学不到你呀！在此送上一张恶心巴拉的照片
顺带一提，投我吧！我会让你幸福的~~~XD

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


~HAPPY INDEPENDANCE DAY MALAYSIA~
~51st MERDEKA~
~MAI-DIT-KA~


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


拉票加针对
首先，我方必须让各位了解到李帅这个人真的不简单。

怎么说呢？第一， 我这个人的成绩真的是顶尖的。放眼望去，靓仔帮里有哪一个是我的对手呀？就算放水也不会包尾。

第二，我是无法定型代表，也就是说我无法确定自己是什么？性恋的人。因为，小弟一身中还没对过任何人动情，所以我以双性恋自居。那就是说我是大小通吃得人咯，也就是说我的市场比起他人也更广了。结论。。。。。。就是投我吧！我会让你幸福的？不管是你是男或女？

第三， 下面那个乱吠的蔡伟建，就不用理他了。这个人成事不足，败事太多，拍拖没有成功过。平时只会盯着别人内衣看。性欲一来，就只会跑去厕所解决。。。。。。

不但如此，他还会躲在厕所装鬼吓人。为什么呢？ 因为他一上学，就会先去大号，再配上他的大号读物来装气质。所以， 有一次当他大大完后，就。。。。。。

依他的習慣呢，大概可以細分出下列幾個步驟：
  1. 擦屁股。
  2. 检查有没有沾到大便。
  3. 把大号读物放在干净的地方。
  4. 穿内裤。
  5. 穿裤子。
  6. 拿起大号读物。
  7. 开门。
  8. 洗手
  9. 拍拍屁股走人。
那天，凉风徐徐的六时半许。两个很清纯的男生也想去大号。可能大号读物看太多，蔡伟开门开得特别慢。之后，两位小男生就跑了。

经过我们分析， 只有两种可能。 一， 蔡伟太样衰了。 二， 同上。

投给我吧！！！就算不投给我也不要投给变态佬蔡伟建！！！




真是有够恶心。。。。。。。人面兽心。。。。。。。

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


Saturday, August 30, 2008
在一个月光普照，很可爱的晚上， 我靓仔蔡很不爽地说一句，李帅学limbei 也学得太过火了。。。
首先，“简称”可是靓仔帮的靓仔蔡说的啊，那位李帅先生，你算哪股屁呀？由于limbei心情好，原谅你。。 简称：不爽-谅

顺带一提，limbei 的票数“送”给谁的可以，可是李帅除了名有“帅”字之外，根本不帅（以上言论不代表靓仔蔡的观点，是大家一致公认的）所以改投给其他的人吧！投给我也不错哦! 简称：不帅不投，只投靓仔

关于成绩单，靓仔帮多数都考得不错。。。
至于李帅在班上乱放屁可是无人过问呀！天生帅帅的我，只用哈哈，嘻嘻，呼呼 就可引人注目，哪里需要花自己可爱的屁呢？就算要花到屁来引人注目，所谓：李帅放屁，无人过问。。。 放来干嘛呢？简称：不放

廷森，看看这吧：
你有吗？
帅帅的靓仔蔡伟健题~

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


SOME VERY Cuteyy~ Photos~~~

~His Middle Finger Havent Grow Long Yet~

~LolX~
Hahaha...The whole Gang!(almost)


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


戴假金的老巫婆！！！
今天，天气爽爽的星期四,3H班的同学都不可思议地拿到了成绩单。

为什么这样说呢?因为。。。。。。只有老天知道。简称，不知。

我想，那天最痛苦的人非我莫属了。简称，我痛。

那日，午间十二时许，阳光灿灿烂烂，轻风绵绵不绝？我，李帅，一副若无其事，泰然自若地拿走考卷，连excuse me 也没有说。。。。。。简称，串！

老师看了看我，也只是摇摇头。我从几位凡夫庶子身边经过，一阵体香。。。不！屁香也跟着我。那几位凡夫庶子嗅了也不敢多说什么。他们看着我的表情，心中不由得深深佩服，那态度已经不是玉树临风可以形容了。简直就是若无旁人，清风傲骨啊！简称，好串！

李帅简直把考试当放屁了！再简称，真的是他妈的串！

那么，为什么痛苦呢?

因为那个戴假金的浓妆老巫婆, Assemah 放老子飞机咯。他又不是不知道最近汽油起价了，他还敢乱放飞机，有本事就来打打看呀！竟敢没加我分！小心生青春痘，痛死你！哦，我忘记了你已经没有青春了!哈哈！

拿了第三名，如果加了分就是第二。。。。。。哎。。。。。。

Super handsome and leng zai Lee Ting Sen 题

P/S: 上面指中指的人都是我。

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


My Love Will Get You Home - Christine Glass

If you wander off too far, my love will get you home.
If you follow the wrong star, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home,
boy, my love will get you home.

If the bright lights blind your eyes, my love will get you home.
If your troubles break your stride, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home,
boy, my love will get you home.

If you ever feel ashamed, my love will get you home.
When there's only you to blame, my love will get you home.
If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home,
boy, my love will get you home.


If you ever find yourself, lost and all alone,
get back on your feet and think of me, my love will get you home,
boy, my love will get you home,
boy, my love will get you home.

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


Thursday, August 28, 2008
INJECTION ---[_____]=1 Oooohh...Ahhhh...Eeeee.... Those are the reactions from ppl getting their injections....And guess wad... YUP! its HOE JUN again... He screamed WO BU YAO DA .... My god dun so scared laaaa... wont hurt tat much larrr..(but the feeling was quite NUMB ) Abit HIGH HIGH ....hahahaha.... At the science lab... we were asked to take off our shoes ... so tat she can make a full body check up on us.... rmbr is FULL BODY CHECK UPPPP.... then why the nurse no check our feet???IZIT SMELLY??? SCARE SMELLYY?? call us take off shoe for no reason... SO FUCH ..... Anyways.... we LengChaiClub was the first few VICTIMS we all compared our weight and height during our priamry school.... we were so shocked..... Cant believe we grow so much........JA DOUUU .... we go through a few test on our eyes, weight height, blahh blahh blahh..... And our Grup LEADER CHOOCHOO failed the eye exam....his 1 eye is "LAZY EYE" .... Chie Leong we wan see u wear glasses ... cANT WAIT.... Moving on , yan shan was the nurse's 1st victim.... All so GanJiong .... then when its his turn .... the nurse like very easy liddat juz easily POKED the needle into the "DAGING" our daging was like TAUFU to the needle..... the nurse poke the needle macam "Fast in , Fast Out , Yan Shan Please Get Out".... see the nurse do her job like so QING SONG.... Anyways the injection serum is called
TETANUS TOXOID...so cool. When the gang was done... All act very pain infront of the girls... wakakaka.... The VIRUS GANG kept asking us ... got pain? got pain? Then we said dam pain... UHHH!! AHHH !!! OOOHHHH !!!! hahaha.... The funny part was Ting sen cried when he took his injection... He dunno wheter to wear glasses or not to wear them... LOLX


After the lame and NUMB injection, we went up to class... thinking tats is too boriing .., we found some lame thingss to do...Like ermm... dunno how say... lolx some very sexy moves like Make the "POP" in our chest and our "boy's Little brother" like " RAIN". we took pictures but its in Yan Shan's phone and cant upload yet. PSPS .....Dan And NECH dance again.... this time we like couple... got EYE TO EYE CONTACT.... ZAP ZAP ZAP... wakakaka... Choon Ping laughed like hell....


After school , we went for basketball , despite the FUCHING fact tat we got injections today.... all dun scare , dun care and duwan stare.... During the game, all only use 1 hand to dribble ball... which is FUCHING FUNYY all so "K" YENG but we manage to play the game hahah without serious accidents.... ONLY ting sen kept hitting xin jie hand and xin jie yelled !!!! wakakakaka
....... SIGNING OFF... LCC blog manager KENNECH (^.^)

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


HARI KEMERDEKAAN@.@
WOO wOO Woo SHALALALALA~ SHALALA in Malaysia~ woO wOo oh~ SHALALALALA, 'SHALALA WE ALL MERDEKA~~' XD, yeah! today our school celebrate HARI KEMERDEKAAN... handsome club members happy and laugh: ha ha ha, then teacher saw us so happy, then they : ho ho ho... when the celebration started, few MALAY girl LA~ LA~ LA~(dance), then some form 2 student also DANG~ DANG~ DANG~(dancing also ><). So, we got really tired.... And then HOPE CAME and we saw chairs were being taken OUT !! YES ! When our member JON brought out the chairs..... Whole class went crazy and CHIONG for those chairs !!!,..... Ken And Daniel got 1 chair for onli and we shared among 3 ppl XIN JIE DAN AND NECH ..... den we like " OMG ...HOW SIT LEH??? " then we deciede to sit on XIN JIE;s leg..... AND we purposely jump on his leg and he screamed..... AHHHH!!!! (like girl) Lolx his leg so comfortable....Oh, dun forget the FASHION SHOW >.<... the little STICKER(someone who is admire by handsome club because her hair is like use glue to stick on to her forehead ) was really AMAZING XD then, we YEAH~ YEAH~ YEAH~ after that, we also sang some LAGU PATRIOTIK~ ( we wanted to sang loudly to get ppl attention but, 3G tat new girl took away the attention ) handsome club voice really nice...whole school said: WOO~ WOO~ WOO~ ps: handsome club also won third in the singing competition O.o JUZ YOU AND ME !!! POP ! LETS MERDEKA TONIGHTTT.......!!!!!
If u wonder off too far.... My flag will get you home.....
If u follow the wrong star.....My FLAG will get you home....

Oh ya, just wanna to ask, WHO KNOWS VIRUS CLUB? haHA~ ... After recess, something HAPPENED~ right, DAN DAN and KENNECH dance again, they really like to dance... XD so, how about injection? (>.<)

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


Wednesday, August 27, 2008
erM?... handsome intro(including our photo)
em... to let HANDSOME CLUB be more famous, we decided to intro our face... handsome face XD

first, our club leader also known as the 帮主---ROBERT CHOO chiee leong
height: 174cm
weight: 57kg
birthdate: 4th march 1993


then, our club's diplomat----jonathan LIM KOK ENG
height: 165cm
weight: 51kg
birthdate: 6th march 1993


then, our club's Creativity & Imagination Manager---DANIEL chye wai Kin
height: 171cm
weight: 64kg
birthdate: 1st november 1993



then, our cLub's Meeting Manager---RAYMOND lee ting sen
height: 177cm
weight: 58kg
birthdate: 18th march 1993


then, club's BLOG MANAGER---KENNECH foo
height: 169cm
weight: 66kg
birthdate: 24th march 1993

then, our club's Height & Weight Controler---JACK lee xin jie
height: 183cm
weight: 70kg
birthdate: 4th august 1993



CHAPALANG:
TOMMY---
Height:177cm
Weight:58kg
Birthdate:26-July-1993

ZHAN SHENG---ketua friendsterXD
Height:167cm
Weight:55Kg
Birthdate:10-March-1993

KOK KEN---
Height:165cm
Weight:50Kg
Birthdate:20-August-1993

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


~Origin Of The Word FUCH.....~
~Origin Of The Word FUCH.....~

Ok....It was science perioud. And our member Ting Sen was forced by our teacher "SLY" to do a presentation in class. It was about SPACE EXPLORATION, which is kinda cool.... but our teacher didnt know much..... So, she ended up calling TING SEN to do it. He made his research in text books , library , and even WIKIPEDIA to learn abt it. On the day , he was gonna make the presentation.... he went out from his desk and came out.... B4 any words came out people started LAUGHING ALREADYY .... WAKAKAKAKA (Anyways i got carried away.... were talking abt the origins of the word FUCH not Ting Sen in science class)..... In the middle of the presentation he talked abt the earth and guess wad he said..... YUP!! He said : EARCHHHHH.......(earth)
And the whole class LAUGHHHH.... LOLX....

A week later, ppl kept on saying ting sen's EARCHHH... especially us Leng CHai Club....Then they startted calling Kenneth ...KENNECH..... DAM LAME..... And so on and so on , the leng chai gang kept changing words at the bakc to CH.... AND THEN COMES THE all well known FUCK ! becomes FUCHHHHHHH
FUCH FUCH FUCH FUCH!!!!!

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


Let dance~.~
Today, is a very special day, WEDNESDAY.. when handsome club members reached school, just three STUPID wearing scout full-U... good, they sure FISH whole day(whole school only three scout uniform, ofcoz will FISH). So, never mind, handsome club "face skin thick" is very famous... then, KENNECH and DAN DAN also showed their DANCing SKILL still same: FRONT FRONT BACK BACK LEFT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT(want to learn? we can teach XD), they also planing to BAI POSE to take some photo and post it on blog... but failed XD MR.LIM appeared and also said about some dancing step, and also asked us to learnt BA LI WU... after that, our CHAPALANG ketua class also asked us to planing about the trip to GENTING..yeah>.< but not now, need to wait after PMR...really fuch!!!
ps: HARI KEMERDEKAAN, but, also need to get some injection...

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


Tuesday, August 26, 2008
否认？反击？敷衍？自责？
面对你不了解的领域如死亡时，你会怎么样？

面对别人对你的指责时，或者别人并没有批评你，只是你觉得别人在批评你，你会有什么反应呢？

1。否认

你会发现许多人在被人批评时，首先都会说：“我没有啊。”，“事情不是这样的。”，“冤枉啊！”这就是否认。
人否认的原因可以很简单，通常他们嘴里这么说，心里不一定就是这么想的。这是习惯反应，脱口而出。既然这么说了，不能自己打自己的嘴巴，只好将错就错，继续否认，甚至说谎。也许不是故意说谎，只是强词夺理、自我辩解、推卸责任罢了。有些人非常擅长辩解，遇到批评就会不由自主地争辩，使得别人根本没有办法批评他。
但，当他们意识到自己的错误时，就算他们已经承认了事实，也会说出一大堆理由和借口（“可是。。。那个时候。。。你要知道。。。”）。

2. 反击

如果已经“铁证如山”时，他又百口莫辨，接着就是老羞成怒，向对方发起人身攻击。“你为什么不说他！他也是如此！”、“Fuch!你以为你是谁呀？你还不如我呢!"
另外，他们也会以比较“温和”的语气说，“尔！"，“噢！”等句子。他们会直接把你的批评打断，或者反客为主，忽视你的存在，让你下不了台。
有的人会乘机列举对方的种种不是，把陈年老账都翻了出来。于是，批评变成了吵架。遇到这种人，人们往往不敢去批评他。

3. 敷衍

有的人喜欢讨价还价，一旦发现自己错了，立刻纠正，或者孜孜不倦地向别人讨教正确的方 法。这有点像小学生，发现题目做错了，立即把答案改过来，其实他根本不知道错在哪里，为什么错。如果让他再做一次，他还会错。这种人，表面上看起来很谦虚，有错必纠，其实只是敷衍，也可以说是讨好。
因为他太容易认错了，所以容易让人觉得他太没有诚意了。这种人到老都很难改过，一有机会，他们就会“翻案”，重新否认或反击。也许不是故意翻案，而是根本没有把批评意见放到心里去，没有反省，所以一错再错，屡教不改。

4. 自责

有些人知道自己错了，不是去反省，而是后悔、自责，不是去补救，而是自我惩罚，例如不吃不喝、打自己的耳光，变得很颓废、很沮丧，一不小心就会沉沦下去。他们通常只会不断地消沉下去，不断的自责下去，却不肯重新改过。可能，他们早就爱上了堕落，只是找个借口。

人对批评为什么会有上述四种反应？原因就在于，批评常常会扩大化，变成人身攻击。恐惧、愤怒、焦虑、抑郁是人对伤害的基本反应。

李廷森题



[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


执行者与梦想主义者

今天，一个让人有点伤心的雨天。

终于把“歪理”看完了。代价是被展晟打了几拳。然后，小鸟再被猴子摸了两下。

不会想太多，那本书本身对我没有多少影响，只是更加让我了解自己。一个維持和諧者。也就是九型人格中的九號人。

我总是走在灰色地带，可是却让人觉得没性格。我的确反对老人把“我吃盐多过你吃米”套在口上。可是无可否认，许多年轻人都只会发白日梦，会为梦想付出的人，何其多？所以，那本书里头有个中年人代表，认为梦想害了许多年轻人。

执行者-顾名思义，他们相信事实、已证实的数据、过去的经验和“五官”所带给他们的信息，喜欢有结构有条理的世界，喜欢做决定，是一种既现实又有明确目标的人。也就是说他们说的都是现实的东西。拿个比喻，小彭俊宾的周记都是写生活性的，不外乎是“今天，我姐姐受伤了。。。”之类的东西。

而梦想主义者也就是我，代表的是大多数的年轻人。我们感兴趣的是事物的意义、关系和可能性，并基于其个人的价值观念做出决定。这是一类关心个人成长和如何理解他人与自我的人。我们好象永远在寻找生存的意义，可却容易将别人或事情理想化，不够实际。严重的是，我们通常只会想不会做。所以，你可以从我们身上发现，我们比较会去聊那些仅凭想象力想像出来的事物，如心理学，神学等。当然，我们也很愿意聊如何改变世界等。我们重视自身感觉，坚持认为“肯定知道”人们真正想要什么。说话常用隐喻，并且喜欢运用修饰性语言，喜欢夸张和形容。

所以，大家发现了吗？执行者拒绝梦想，他们过于实际，且缺乏想象力。而梦想主义者又不过是变幻无常、不切实际的梦幻家。。。。。。
没有合作，世界就不会进步。梦想主义者提供想法，但他们都很懒，努力的通常都是伟人，如爱迪生。执行者提供行动，他们需要勇气，想象力是他们的恶魔。有勇气去想象的人也会成功如迈克尔•乔丹。

可大家都不会合作的，他们缺少沟通。你以为我在说风凉话？难道要我上吊来证明，我现在其实也很伤心？

李廷森题


PS.我这个人比较变态，喜欢透过文字沟通。面对面讲，还真是怪不好意思的。小陈，在此祝你生日快乐！福如东海，寿比南山！心想事成！万事如意！恭喜恭喜！

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


LittLe TaN birthDay~~
Today, our class's lovely TEE YEN's birthday... So? how Old of her? yeah, i think she already 15! old? young? good, then she sure received many present. Today when we reached assembly hall, miss GEL and ABC gave their present(we sure dunno what was that) to tee yen. Then, when we went to our class, miss JOJO and KAKA also gave tee yen present, em... we are JEALOUS-ing her got so many present... XD ... then, JONATHAN who also our group member also sacrifice his voice sang a song to tee yen : Happy birthday to YOU~ happy birthday to YOU~ happy birthday to TEE YEN~ happy birthday to you~~~~ (we think tee yen are very touched) then tee yen also shy shy XD~~ so, here handsome club just wish our "寿星婆" HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


~ Suntikan??? ~
Today we went down to the clinic for a medical check up..... coz our CHAPALANG kelas monitor said so.... as we went down we saw red wormy like thingys in the drain..... Then the teacher came and said. You all remember to bring PJ shirt the day after tomorrow... coz we gonna give u injections... everyone was like PANIC... especially the HOE JUN was like SCREAMING AND said WO BU YAO DA !!!! The Check up was a eye examination... Our LEADER choo chen leong was 1st... wahahaha he couln't see anything onli the top 2 lane. BLIND MAN.... anyways after the check up Kennech and Wai kin learn to dance... they were olding very tight and soooo gay.... which is good for getting ppl attention. waahahaha
The steps were REALLY SIMPLE BACK BACK FORWARD FORWARD LEFT LEFT RIGHT RIGHT.... and they shake their "BOBO" at each other which SUPER FUNNYYYYYYYYYY... Not Long the "The Rose " past by and saw them. they immediately stop... wahaha Then we decided to go bakc up class which Ting Sen kept farting on the stairs. Which was SUPER WAI ... Then in class we continue our dance .... getting our new edition of "SHUE HAI" which contains the poster of the drama " HOT SHOT " at the back of the paper.... (^.^)

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai


Monday, August 25, 2008
hAndSomE iNtrO~~

firstly, we r handsome club~
we hav bout 9 club's members,
  • our club? troop? leader（帮主）-- roBerT cHoo chiee ( chen) leong
  • our cLub's diplomat (外交官)-- jonathan LiM kok eNg~
  • our club's Creativity & Imagination Manager(创意&形象小组会长) -- daniel ChYe wAi kIn
  • our cLub's Meeting Manager(LengZai帮团康会长) -- Raymond lee Ting SeN
  • our club's Height & Weight Controler(身材管理组长)-- JacK lee Xin Jie
  • and cLub's BloG manager-- KenneCH fOO
  • and dun FOrgEt we also hav few CHAPALANG~ such as KEN, ketuA friendster MuSHrOOM n TOMMy

yO!! raP it babY:
yo!,
如果说，我们帅， 所以我们多人爱！
如果说，我们靓仔，这个事实不奇怪！
天生帅，很古怪， 所以我们帮才叫作‘靓仔’！

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai