Saturday, September 27, 2008
~BYE BYE~
___

~Another B'day~

Friday.... it was the day of our schoool pengetua retirement ...... We didnt noe about it until we came to school.... when we saw all the PA SYSTEM were all on the stage.... We started it wif the singin of our national anthem blah blah blah ..... the same old same old....

After that.... we were all asked to sit down and we did.... then this is the part when it starts to get DULL and BORING.... we have to listen to her
LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LOOOOOOONG speech !!!!! walao.... sien man !!!! she even said how she was hardworking these few weeks before leaving the school !!! she said how she tegur us supaya dia boleh memperbaiki us ..... ACT loooo... !!! Anyways... it was like hell sitting on that GOD DAMN TAR ROAD !!!! It was so friggin HARD !!! and got alot of stones and pebbles...!! MA DE ! those morons use the stone to throw ppl some more !!! DIU !! those ppl i wan slap so hard ! Already suffering sitting on the FUCHING TAR ROAD and u still wan throw stone !!!

Our pengetua in the middle of the speech.... the might drop down numerous times...... she damn fed up wif it ..... she even say a joke
PENGETUA: " Mite tu pun memberi hormat pada ku..... hahaha"
......
STUDENTS:" ............................. (crickets )"
sad larr... she try so hard yet nobody laught at her 1 and only joke..... haizzzz..... BEI DIT MIN LEH !!!

After that.... they gave out prizes.... blah blah blah.... nth say.... so skip to the 7th perioud..... we went to the tapak perhimpunan again.... there was like a "mini van" parking there wiff the rear bumper saying "Just Retired" lame !!!.....
Then we were call to make a huge circle surrounding the whole tapak perhimpunan.... while the prefect were in the middle ..... She then was in the terowong ..... "Kissing n Hugging".... if u noe wad i mean !!!! wakakaka.... JK !
She was escorted to her car and her head "POP" out of the top of the car..... Then she started circling tthe perhimpunan.....
WAVING WAVING WAVING WAVING WAVING and WAVING and WAVING and WAVING !!!! Me , Dan , Shan raymond decided to giv her a french kiss.... when she came.... sadly she didnt see us.... damn !!!! she circled a total of threee time and then BYEEEE !!! BYEEE !!!! JOI GIN LARRR !!!! hahahaha


Yeah !!! gone..... then our whole class gathered in the middle of the assembly.... we heard redzuan thanking us for our presents!!!! HOORAY!!!! yo redzuan my man !!! no prob man ! its our pleasure !!!

We kept yelling REDZUAN ! REDZUAN !! REDZUAN !!..... then we said we wanted to sing him a birthday song...... yay ! Happy birthday tooo youuu.... happy birthday too you.... happy birthday too rezuan..... happy birthday tooooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....................hoooooo!!! YAY !!!!
*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*

Another wish from our whole class... happy birthday redzaun !!! HEHEHE !!!



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Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Saturday, September 20, 2008
~SIM JIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY~
~VUN JIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY~

That day, friday..... the long awaited celebration for our beloved SIM JIE !!! We had it all planned out for her..... we bought her lots of GOODIES like : " BAD LUCK SUCking CRYSTAL" and a Secret Recipe Cake.....

That day, we bought her a TIRAMISU ..... which our SIM JIE TREASURE SO MUCH OF !!!! Hahahah...... We all kutip from yuran from each person RM3.50 ..... which in total we get RM140 !!!!! waoooo..... we collect the money to buy present for 3 teachers...... hahaha..... we got VUN JIE a very very nice bag.... BIG METALLIC SILVER COLOURED HANDBAG !!!! Soooooooo ..... nice!!!! i think very suit her style.....hahahaha....

Anyways bak to SIM SIM bday , so that friday..... Kennech and yan shan wanted to surprise her..... and thought of an idea to lie to sim sim abt going to find other teacher...... hahaha..... we told her we go find cik vun.... then i went to the kan tin while yan shan go back class to take the present which contain.. the magical crytal!!!!
The TIRAMISU was ICE COLD !!!! when io took it out.... it was all covered in ICE !!!!.....
The cake was kinda like in a "SLEEPING POSITION" so i had to pick it up wif my hands..... dun worry i washed my hands !!!! then i pop on the candles.... hahaha so cute.... a TRIANGULR CAKE wiff a smal smal cute candle on top.....hahaha then yan shan came down wif the magic crystal..... haha
Kennech took out the lighter and started lighting the candle....

1st time...... accidently blow out
2nd time......walk too fast den it went out again
3rd time.... DIU !!!! got distracted by the CCL..... den the candle went out again

4th was the c
harm..... it worked... but when kennech and yan shan..... reached the lab .... miss sim already saw us.... and the candle went out AGAIN !!!! DENG stupid candle !!!
As we walk in .... we started to SING !!!!
And guess wad happen again???? YES !!! the candle went out again for the 6th time !!!!! NVM !! continue SING !!! ~Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu..... happy birthday to youuuuu... happy birthday to missss simmmmmmm..... happy birthday toooooooo...... youuuuuu hooooooo !!!!!! OH YEAH !!!! ~*CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*
I hope we manage to make her happy !!! hahaha.... the whole class sung for her !!! Miss sim also got other food from SIEW PING!!! she got Some kind of BIHUN !!! wiff guess wad ??? HONG GAI DAN !!!!! ( RED EGG ) !!!! wahahahahahah......siew ping got her hands all red making this for her.... THANKS SIEW PING !!!!


Hope CIK SIM ENJOYED IT ...... we really enjoy celebrating wiff you !!!!! and we LOVE your class as much as you !!!! THANK YOU CIK SIM !!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!!! From the whole 3 HARMONY !!!


(^.^)


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Thursday, September 18, 2008
‘P’
‘P’型人,不是每个人都是,伟建与翻版李帅即使合体,也无法变成‘P’人。


即使能,我也不希望。


太恐怖了。‘P’型人,善于排斥,不止排斥异己那么简单。

他会犹如设下计划,(我先说明,是maybe only),他会‘不小心’排斥你。

一次不小心,就是不小心;而多次不小心,就是特意,这就是流传下来的不朽道理。

他排斥你,是因为要让你知道其实他就是在排斥你,让你心中尴尬,有点侮辱你,但似不是。

打个例子:有一天,有20个人,你和‘P’是在内。‘P’问取另外18个人的意见,他看到你,但是,他偏偏不问你。当其他18人都发表意见以后,独乘你一人,你是否会尴尬?难道,你真的要厉害到 - 跑到他面前,然后跟他说:“大哥,我要发表意见!”吗?


而不管你怎样做,都达到了他的目的,不是吗?
你跟他说,证明了你的地位显然矮他一节;你不理会,感觉上你在那儿地位不怎么样。。

每个光明中,有一丝黑暗;每个黑暗中,也有一丝光明。如果,我说,人原本就是因悲而生,你,相信吗?



我现在,居在第二名,难道我的神话破灭了吗? xD 开玩笑的.

祝<署国,国家级宝物,国犬>不会垮下!

不要步<才愤,布国180理谜使者>,<吴帅,仰天大笑,卫箭部队>和<真~添鞋带,无名,部帅,武将钧亭,婶>后尘,他们的灌票工作人员,因受到良心谴责,而投河自尽了!


如有雷同,属同巧合。。Hak Cipta Tidak Dipelihara!

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



~Fun At The Store~

Today, we went to the store, hahaha, Kennech, Siew Ping, Zhan Sheng, Yan shan , Kok Ken, Chiee Leong and Jonathan...LOLXXXX .... On the way thr... we walk like HAK SEH WUI (gangster) Yan shan and siew ping is dai lou .... Jonathan is setaiusaha... wahaha gangster got setiausaha ?? haha... he write letter for meeting to FIGHT ! hahah and then the 3 pengawas.... kok ken , zhan sheng and chiee leong was wash toilet 1 .....LOLXX ....Kennech say : Hak Seh Wui got toilet??? Jonathan : Got aa !! haha.... these 3 toilet cleaners dinaik pangkat to...3 DA JAI (fighters) ahaha... we give them nick name , super funny !!! chiee leong is GOU LOU LEONG...hahaha....

Then when we reach the STORE ! we all like tak pernah pergi this place liddat.... all like monkey..... we decided go thr to buy colour pencilss..... for our class teacher BDAY !!! we pusing pusing keep search for the colour pencil.... wif a reasonable price.... then we go browse for wrapping paper..... and then Zhan Sheng say : lets find a gay wrapping paper...for our class teacher... hahahah....
Kennech say : yea.... see this one got I LOVE YOU one..... GAY enuff.... hahaha ...
Yan Shan: Get this 1 get this 1 ... got bear bear......hahahaha
Siew Ping:HAHAHAHA.... you guys dun so bad larr.....
Anyways.... while we were browsing for wrapping paper... we talk very loud and laugh very loud.... there was also a man and a woman searching wraping paper ..... they heard every word we said.... then they SIM OFF hahaha... we sacred them away.... Zhan sheng took a few samples of cards for our class teacher...... he choose those very funny.... One is For "GooD BYE " hahaha good bye encik rezuan.... juz KIDDING !

And Zhan Sheng 1 card is.... "KEEP FIT" haha.. got a bear jumping rope....And then we all laugh like 38 liddat..... After tat we go cashier... Yan shan say: Diu... the cashier so near the BRA there... ZZZZZ haha but he anyways....
While lining up, we saw some ties... wakaka we wanted to choose for our class teacher... we wanted to choose GAY ones.... hahaha So kennech found 1 alot flower flower.... pink colour flower.... very very GAY !!! XD

We move on to the wrapping counter, then wait that guy wrap that present like need 10000000 yearssss.... so we very siennn.. we saw some RAMADHAN CARD.. tat when u open them... they got HARI RAYA song.... so we keep on OPEN CLOSE OPEN CLOSE OPEN CLOSE.... thew music stop play stop play stop play.... hahahahahaha..... then zhan sheng tought of an idea... he say the CHAR SIEW... put on the card... so when u open the char siew pop out... haha and say WO CHING NI CHI CHAR SIEW.... !!! hahahaha... HAPPY RAMADHAN MAN !!!
and all the store workers keep looking at us playing and laughing like siao lang...

Then , we move to the highlight of the day..... someone and someone walking find yan shan.... then they saw a PIERE CARDIN underwear , the patung wear the underwear and the "KUKU BIRD" very very big... then the 2 someone go and POKE THE PATUNG BIRD.... hahahaha... suddenly got 1 UNCLE pass by and saw ... laugh till we stomach pain man !!!!hahaha.. this was really the higlight of the day....SO MUCH FUN can come from THE STORE !!!!

Bye... siging off kennecH (^.^)



[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Today is my lucky day~~垂头丧气的说“我很幸运“。。。。

在一个空气清新,天气晴朗的~他妈的~早晨,身材无比fit的我在七时正开始走去学校. 到了学校, 我便去了学校食堂, 然后, 打钟了, 我便去排队. 当排着队的时候, 周围的朋友们都说有cat shit de smell.
then, everyone check their shoe to 确保他们的鞋没有shit~~
At this moment, 我突然发现我的脚却占满了shit!!! Oh no !! SSssss000oooo ''fish'' and smelly. 散发了数分钟的shit smell 原来是在我的long and beautiful leg's shoe 散发出来的................

这时, 我便like the oylimpic punya peserta 那样跑去了厕所洗. 哪里知道尽然洗不干净~~oh shit!!
And then, i go on the grass and 向着草差我的鞋 ~~sorry grass~~
然后situation become better. But when in the class, the shit smeel come out again, 连廷伸的屁看到这种臭味都要掉头走!~~!
然后, 我便陆陆续续的用了一包tissue, and wash my shoe for 1 time and rub my shoe against the grass 2 times. Later, after this, the smell 便减少了80% ~幸好-.-'' !--I HATE CAT--!

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Wednesday, September 17, 2008
在一个狗屁不通恶心扒拉乱七八糟臭屁冲天的早上,我用我靓仔蔡的名誉担保,我是在睡

觉。。可是,因为想起今天要上课,只好勉强得用了最帅的POSy起床XD 当时,我妈看了也忍不

住说:“儿子,你真的好帅哦!不愧是我的儿子!” 我也用我神仙下凡似的走路方式来回敬我妈~~

之后,在学校听到李某伸的响屁,立刻精神的说~ 然后,李猴森也谈起他的家乡事,他可是那个时机很有权威的猴子---SUPER MONKEY。。 他真得很

高兴~ 23世纪的猴子等于人类,人类如同过街老鼠。。欠扁!猴森谈起家乡,一脸兴奋,把李某

伸封为23世纪人类的最高职位---舔鞋将军。

不只,连李小升也得了人类的第二高荣誉(不太记得是什么)那我呢?对不起,虽然不想扫兴,

可是现在是21世纪,猴森!清醒吧!

之后,我靓仔蔡虽然天生帅,多人爱,连名字都好听过人,可是,竟然会去玩kompass,结果,割

伤手。。非常开心!痛了个两三下,叫了个四五下, 当然少不了帅了个六七下~~

过几天(不懂几天)便是“大势已去”的朋友,“乱七八糟”的不懂多少N次的生日了。。 由于,“

术家”及“小温”也就快生日了,所以便一同庆祝。。礼物可说是乱七八糟。。可悲!




p.s: 所谓P人,根本就是我和李某伸的结合体呀! 我的友善,他的欠揍!

超级帅哥,
靓仔蔡上~

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Tuesday, September 16, 2008
伟大的天然头油
自从那天,我们的级任老师----Encik Ridzuan在星期四对我们说了一大堆道理后。我就开始疯了。

还记得,那是一个很多人感冒的下午。老师又在台上讲道理;我们在台下扮专心

我看了看国荣在扮专心,我看了看伟建也在扮专心;我看了看你们,连你们都在扮专心看这个东西。

老师也看了看我;我也很识趣地收起“课外书”。然后,他就继续blah blah blah自己的道理。

艺术家出名小气,他不喜欢别人叫他起来。老师很“串”的说。

可是,如果起来后,又再睡过,又很爽喔!!!老师依然摆着他独有的笑容说。。。。。。

可是老师不是主角,他不够我帅,所以到我出场了。

在一个冷到小便都会结冰的早上,我起来了。

今天,我起得特别早。照我的爱好,通常都比较龟毛。
  1. 开眼睛咯
  2. 双腿起来咯。
  3. 放屁咯。
  4. 捉痒咯。
  5. 拿衣服咯。
  6. 关门咯。
  7. 下楼下咯。
  8. 小鸟喷口水咯。
  9. 冲凉咯。
我的猫王头很酷,它从来不用gel;我的小鸟很好客,它从来没有休息过。

之后就睡觉。(没错!六点半了)

为什么我还去睡觉?

因为我听老师的话。

长大后你就会开始懂得这种话 哼

长大后我开始明白 为什么我长得比别人帅 长得比别人Leng Zai (我真的没有学周杰伦哦!!!真的没有!!!)

到了学校,我知道自己的确蛮帅的。

跟其它的A下级人物不同。我带的是引人注目眼镜,它是我在the mines 找到的"三SPRIT",很酷。戴在我身上,看起来也很贵。

我的头是天生公鸡头,不用头油,它自己就会站起来。看得出,它跟我十五年,特别聪明。

我,李帅,一副若无其事,泰然自若地放下书包,连excuse me 也没有说。。。。。。简称,串!

展晟看了看我,也只是学了几声狗叫。我从几位凡夫庶子身边经过,一阵体香。。。不!屁香也跟着我。那几位凡夫庶子嗅了也不敢多说什么。他们看着我的表情,心 中不由得深深佩服,那态度已经不是玉树临风可以形容了。简直就是若无旁人,清风傲骨啊!简称,好串!顺便一提,头发也很耐看O。

李帅简直把猫王当蟑螂了!再简称,真的是他妈的串!

很懒,干脆copy paste.

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



我要揭开人性黑暗的一面!!!
我是人,所以懂得观察人,看人厉害不厉害是另一回事。

我看人许久了,心里有份名单,虽然不是100%准。

我看见了一种人,很久了,发现这种人(称之‘P’), 性格很恐怖。

我并没有说明任何人,这种人在你身旁,可能你察觉不到。

如果你是我所说的这种人,希望你不会告我诽谤。

不是任何人都能对号入座,拥有以下所有点,才算是那种人。

‘P’人不在乎他人感受。他认为感受必须跟着他跑,即使是人家伤心绝望,也不在乎,因为他认为他开心,人家伤心不是什么;他伤心,人家开心也须伤心。。

‘P’会忽视其他人的感想,建议,劝告,辱骂等。他永远认为他最厉害,以他为主,他要的不止是服从那么简单,他要人家崇拜他,拜他为神。人家劝告他,他会当着是他人的妒忌;人家的建议,永远比不上他个人想法,即使是好的。

‘P’表面上很注重义气,十分看重朋友,看起来很替朋友打抱不平,似是其非。
如果有天,你犯了小错,而且不利他,即使是理,他也能歪曲事实。不要正面与‘P’对抗,因为如果他下不了台,会怀恨在心,下次抓紧你的弱点,连打!

‘P’表里不一。有时,他会应朋友面子,而拼命说他朋友的好话,之后,他会在那朋友的身后,咬他十口,笃他背脊!举个例子,现在他说:“你很厉害!样样都很厉害!学业酱好!人长得酱帅哦!!!”,听到此话的人是你的话,别高兴太早!可能他心里想:别想太多,你厉害?呸!

‘P’的朋友会很多,因为善交,这是优点。但是,敌人也会很多,也因为是善交。他会很厉害地制造敌人,然后利用本身的好友以便一起敌对那个人。举个例子:
‘P’有一个朋友,A。A和B是好朋友。但是,有一天,‘P’不爽B,因为B得罪他,‘P’就会挑逗B,然后特意与A很好,在以 2 ON 1 的方法敌对B。让A与B不合。





下篇再续。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。




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当我post时,我已经有58票在握了。。有种难以形容的心情。。

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Monday, September 15, 2008
Kisah Sebenar!!
I wanna change the situation, the real situation back!!

Kenneth : Encik, kepak ayam madu satu!! Mau madu tak mau ayam !!

Encik : =_= Apa lu mau?

Kenneth : U PEKAK ah?! I mau kepak ayam madu satu tapi tak mau kepak ayam!!

The ENCIK took him a glass of madu.

Kenneth
: Apa ni?!! So wattat!! Kenapa kuning-kuning punya?!!?

Encik : U mau madu, bukan meh??

Kenneth : Oi! U PEKAKK ah!!! I mau kepak ayam tak mau BANYAK madu lah!!

Encik : okok, nanti..

Kenneth : Cepat sikit lah!!! OKU AH?!

The ENCIK sure beh song, but he was a customer, so he sabah n sabah ~ ~

Encik
: Ambil! Ini dia! RM1.50! Cepat bayar then pergi!

Kenneth : Apa ni!! U ROMPAK ah?! RM1.50, u lebih baik pergi ROMPAK BANK lahh!!! Lagipun, saya beli ayam dari kau, u punya service gitu suck!! ISA kau baru tau!! @#$#$%&

Encik : Woi! No suck NO SUCK!! No fuch NO FUCH!!

Kenneth : ok-ok, ISA kau!!

Encik : U mau sue me guna ISA ah?? U pergi lah!!! Penumpang Malaysia!!

Kenneth : Sape kata mau sue u? ISA kau, maksud I SUCK AYAM kau! Tak faham ah?!!

Encik : WOIiiIIIIi!!! U fuch OFF lah!!

Kenneth : Ok-ok!! I tak mau beli!!! Yr ayam kepak madu tak de org beli punya!!

Encik : U pergi dari MALAYSIA!!!

Kenneth : _l_



After that, Kenneth left. He told Zhan Sheng that. Zhan Sheng went to buy the ayam. N the one who stared at the ayam, was Kenneth…

This is the truth~~~~~~~


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



UPDATE LORR!!!!

ZZZZ....
Wao... Dunno How long no touch this blog.... And were back by POPULAR DEMAND wahahah.... PERASAN...

Anyways.... this few weeks is PUASA !!!! ALLAAAAAAA.......HHH !!!!! Alhamdullilah Wabalakattuh....(spelt correctly mou ?)

Meaning .... malays are going to sell their RAMADHAN FOOD !! ooo YUM ! And they sell it so cheap.... But these foods are like ... hmmmmm.... critic abit... (Too much SUGAR, colouring , AJINOMOTO , too much sugar , too much oil and did we mention... TOO MUCH SUGARRR !!! )

But overall if u eat once in a while , NVM GEH.... especially those tasty : Cempedak Goreng , Tembikai SUSU(honeydew+milk) , and KEPAK AYAM MADU, satay etc etc...
That day, kennech bought kepak ayam madu, eat infront of ZHan Sheng wakakak..... Zhan sheng see kennech eat, cannot resist wan to CHIONG from kennech, haha.... he cant resist the temtation and went straight out to the Gerai and said...: "

ZS: Encik, satu kepak ayam madu berapa ???
Encik: er... satu setangah riggit la... BONGOK..tak nampak ke ?? RABUNke ? Buta ?
ZS: I nampak la .... CHI BAI.... aku nak 1 .... dan encik boleh tambah MADU ?
Encik: APA? nak tambah madu??? gila ke??? kepak ayam madu memang bayak madu nak madu lagi ke BONGOK ..... nak madu... panggil gadis cium la ... kasih madu...hahahaha

ZS bought his kepak ayam madu damn pissed off..... he DAMN beh song the encik...wakakak then he went bak the canteen , showing how he beh song.... he droppped his kepak ayam madu on the floor.... SO WAI !! haha... no kepak ayam eat jorr....then ZS go trick kennech eat the dirty kepak.... MORON ZS.... Lucky kennech no eat... BONGOK ZHAN SHENG !!!....

Today... when we came to school, my god... TING SEN came to school wiff a "chicken HAIR" hahaha.... he style MOHAWK !!! hahaha... but he didnt use GEL !!! he use his "NATURAL OIL"..... hahaha giff he ja dou.... damn funny .... cuteyyyy And today, our class have to "KUTIP CUKAI" .... for a special "SOMEONE"'s birthday..... not telling is who..... cost us RM3.50 each .... hahaha like pancung kepala......so expensive....but all willing to give... well almost all except the VIRUS GANG.... who is dipaksa to give... hahaha....Anyways... CHoon Ping beh song .... poor guy have to go to each person to collect RM3.50 and he haf to pay for himslef.... sad case for him... choon ping GOR !!! i respect you !!! IDOL !!!

Another thing is, the guy from CHINESE CLUBOOO.... kept coming to our class for abt 5-6 times to advertise the Mooncake festival.... i really pity him came all the way... nobody listen ... sadddd man.... The festival will be held this saturday at 8AM i think.... also known as "Mid-Autumn Morning Gathering" if translate straightly from chinese to english.... HAHAHAHA..... Hope tat its going to be FUN there.....hehe

Anyways, i gotta go type shamsinors karangan thingy into the computer.... so see ya !!! SIGNING OFF... KENNECH (^.^)






[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Guess who took this picture.....
Abstract

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Monday, September 8, 2008
~SICK~

Nowadays, everybody is sick especially getting multiple sickness at a time, sure very SAN FU coz i also a VICTIM!!!!
ALL get the following:
Sorethroat
Cough
Fever
Flu

Here LENGCHAI club wish u all to get well soon !!! AND DRINK LOTS OF WATER!!!


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



ARGUE-ing~


yeAh! NECH, DaN agreed what have u said, AB sumtimes got little bit..just little bit ...dunno how to explain, but SURE, HANDSOME club members (except ting sen)are all GENTLE-MAN, will always forgv her~ XD expecially for DAN and NECH@.@


then, today VIRUS gang suddenly came and scolded SEN because he PUT AEROPLANE(for going GENTING)... then VIRUS-- QING very BEI SONG and said: "FUCH! why u put aeroplane, after u said put, all handsome club members put.." SEN very UN-GENTLE and said:"FUCH! LIMBEI put aeroplane because nobody go, if only i go very K YENG, u see the FATTY(DAN), he also said dunwant go what..." then, DAN became BEI SONG and said: "FUCHER, kamu ni cakap apa, LIMBEI nvr say dun want go, u BLA bLA Bla~ limbei said want to go, but u all force me.. FUCH!" then VIRUS--QING continued asked SEN to go, then SEN's HEART SOFT-ing and agreed to go. FUCH, said go then dun want go, then now go again, really want to slap him..XD, so #$%^&@

after school, DAN and almost all handsome met the KEN YAP, this guy really... SPAM the POLL, almost all the vote for SEN and MUSH also from him, MUSH got about 16-20 vote , and SEN got about 16-20 vote from him.. BUT he sure NOT GAY, he just JEALOUS handsome, HE IS KEN YAP, so, can dun spam the POLL and the CHAT BOX again?

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



SURPRISE SURPRISE !!!!

So... today was a normal school day.... then suddenly when everybody thought got PJ... the teacher came marching in and said: ASINGKAN MEJA... kami akan adakan UJIAN INTENSIF !!... Lolxxx... all JA DOU !!! so we had to arrange the seats..... SPLIT .... SAD CASE T.T...

So... our 1st "UJIAN" was BM ! It was okay ... lar.... not hard not easy..... after the exam we had plenty of time to spare.... So we ended up chatting... like it isnt even an "EXAM" . The whole class talk talk talk..... niama .... giff them JA DOU..

Then during recess.. Kennech ate wiff dan , yan shan , ting sen they all, which is very rare.... hahaha... back in class, we haf another ujian again.... This time its MATH... all no bring calculator... but luckily not much needed.... the mathematic question first few questions also quite "INTENSIF" yi sia de lorrr.... ask these sooo...... "INTENSIF" question meh...
so... it was math and we cant do it on the damn paper... coz the TAN said so.... all obey the TAN...


The TAN english GENG lor.... question number 31-35 need her to read aloud in ENGLISH... FUI LAN EHH.... i haf no idea was she toking mann.... question 31 was the hardest to hear...

Then, afterr school, when Kennech packing bag, ABBY pop out, then kenech accidently step on her foot.... OWW ! then abby scold : no said sorry ah ! Kenench:soli ABBY: sorry who? kennech: sorry abby.... (slap her) so wan to SLAP HER ! but nvm...... DANIEL .... me and you same incident..... sad case.....
(^.^) K'



[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Friday, September 5, 2008
~Basketball Game~

our class... got 4 groups ... 1 is chiee leong (TRIO) 1 is chee keat(123) den our club's JON KEN and NECH (321) and our class's CHAPALANGs Wei lun, Yan Shan, Rong Sen.....no idea why they call themsleves CHAPALANG.....


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sooo.... we had our match today.... And it was so friggin hot and sunny....
SAI DOU FAK WAN !!! 321 was the 1st grup to compete.... with SURE LOSE ... the results ?? duwan say jorrr.... so hard to win ..... they like all 180cm ++ ..... then came the CHAPALANG.... they were so good... !!!
they starting match only lost by 1 point !!!! becoz why ? becoz they blur... they dunno their score and let ppl last second score dao.....

And the funny part ... is during the match of the CHAPALANG.... Wei lun sprained his ankle(ot the funny part).... so he had to be dismissed... and our 3H gold card... TING SEN so.... everybody in 3H cheered him especially NECH and DAN... WOOOOHOOOO..... BLOCK CHIEE LEONG.... BLOCK CHIEE LEONG!!! hahaha it was so funny.....

So...the match result were like this for 321...

1st match ... duwan say jor

2nd match vs 123 _ 3 / 2


3rd match vs Leon_2/3

LOSE by 1 POINT !!!!!
FUCH ! FUCH! FUCH !!!! so.... tats pretty much it... so damn tired...

BYE...
(^.^)


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Thursday, September 4, 2008
Today, got THREE things happened on the lengzai DANIEL. First, because of DANIEL handsome face, many people want to kick him... too HANDSOME, so jealous him.. Kesiannya...
Then, after when handsome DAN reached class, it show his drawing

so how? nice? then when MISS ABBY saw this, she said: BLA bLA Bla~ then Daniel and KenneCh very BU SHUANG and take some M action(敷衍- MOU Si)... so MIss ABBY sure not happy when HANDSOME take M action.. then she angry DAN?! yeah! then happy lor... just DAN get scold... after that, even though not all DAN wrong, but DAN also very GENTLE-MAN and go appologize Yeah! then MISS ABBY said:" said sorry, if not, dun hope that i will forgiv u!!" then, DAN showed his GENTLE again, and said : SORRY! but, MISS ABBY not satisfied(because DAN din say: ABBY)... then DAN said again, this really... CHUAN? nvm, a gentleman wont care this...XD (because of my gentle, VOTE ME)
finally, MISS ABBY forgv DAN lor... happy endingXD

then when go SENI Class, MR X want us to do something like KEY CHAIN, hard like hell... thn, after back to class... MISS PING gv me the sample that MR X done, then she said that's mine... but, MR X called me to his lab, and scolded me, said me take his SAMPLE, FUCH him, : BUKAN SAYA AMBIL PUNYA, FUCH you...
then, nothing lo, i very happy, and BLA bLA Bla~ go home lor~

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



~Tarian Singa~

Yay!..... Tarian singa ROX man !!! Whole of BLOK C n BLOK B shouted : WOOOO HOOOOO !!!! WOOOOOOOOO *CLAP* *CLAP* *CLAP*.... after the performance .... yes !!!

SUPPORT IT MORE !!!! NEED MORE MEMBERS !!!! ALL WELCOME TO JOIN !!!!

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Wednesday, September 3, 2008
老子不爽
下面那个矮仔,明天你死定了。虽然杀了你对我没有好处,可就像上面那个标题----老子不爽。

知道HandSoME cLuB的密码只有几个人,排除了华语烂以及怕麻烦的人就只剩你了。

李彦杉,很明显你就是那个笨蛋。如果不是你就是另外一个姓李的。小朋友,不用躲,哥哥会照顾你的。不要害怕哦!!!

好吧!!!就用这只龙。。。。。。

在此打个广告, 我有三篇无聊透顶的佳文被温老师选上了。朝露里面找得到。笔名要用李帅还是原名???

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



好!!老蔡,说得好~~ 那种打打一下就要吃糖果~~再打多几下就喊“要晕了”的人(不是说你李廷)还要用那种奇怪的pose来引人注目的人~~再来一招“神龙摆尾“用你两个屁屁中间的洞洞放出一股响亮的元气弹的奇怪招式~~请问这叫厉害吗?



引人注目来形容就差不多~~>.<



[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



如果说到篮球,我真得不想讲了,那种在篮底跳了个两三下就头晕,跑了个两三步就脚软的打球

也不会好到哪里去,我可没说是你呀,李某伸。先不讲历不厉害,光看pose就可以给一个字---猥

( WAI in cantonis) 来个所谓的"鹰爪功" 也得顾及人家的感受,得给人家的视觉享受两三下嘛!

现在讲到技术,我也不想说李某了,明明什么都烂(包括防守,不想讲了,明明犯了规,只是我

们不说罢了)李某呀,不知廉耻也有限呀!我靓仔蔡虽说不强,可是也是个曾打败校队的人呀

(我没说你没份呀!)


顺带一提,那个篮球服,如果用
来作主题谁会穿呢?,穿出去会给人笑死呀!虽然不说,

可是穿
就算不赢也会笑死人。。。,不帅吗?


[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Tuesday, September 2, 2008
龙(Dragon)---------老土
就像上上篇以及上篇一样,这篇也是如此无聊。

就像上上篇以及上篇一样,这篇也是在谈那个逊毙的运动服or篮球服。

首先,我们的实力,大家也应该是心知肚明的,一般上有赢过也有输过。

攻击吗?好吧, 这个大家一般上都会。。。。。。OK, 我认我比较烂。

那防守呢?哦。。。。。。这个吗。。。。。。其中的佼佼者就是我了。

伟建在哪里???说真的,我自己都不知道他算什么东西!唉。。。。。。。。

回归正题,龙让你们想起什么呢?

酷? 老土? 成语-----画龙点睛?

对我来说,老子就只想到舞龙下,那几个举起它的人,他们都是穿成五颜六色的。够in吗?

而且,如果没有实力。穿再酷的一幅也没有用。老蔡,我决对没有讲你哦!!!

严重的是如果输了,一定会给人串得,连裤子都没办法穿。套一句:“诶!你们不是很酷的吗?那只龙不是很酷的吗?”

那么为何不可以放只可爱的鸡or猪呢?至少输了不会给人串。。。。。。

酷吧?好像我的说。。。。。。

顺便一提,我们也不需要火焰啦。。。。。。它跟龙都是异曲同工。。。

这篇迟了一天,所以有点乱。

在投我一票吧!!!各位!!!

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai



Dragon Or No Dragon ???

Argh !... School Start ! HOORAYYYYYYY !!!! Got something to write jor..... Nyways , this morning.... Evrybody like no semangat... sing the NEGARAKU like WAN DIE WAN DIE .... so the " Chivas Regal" callled us too REPEAT YAU REPEAT .... for a total of 4 times right ??? Dam WU LIAO .....

Den fuuyoohh .... Geng LOR.... MR.X said : nanti semua murid masuk ke 绘画室 . DANG DANG DANG DANG !!!!!... All kena stun.... dunno do wad "KESALAHAN" jorr.... den after the assembly all str8 went to the 绘画室 den geng lorr..... he asked us to do some really senseless thing.... he said: Siapa yang tak buat kesalahan pada hari JUMAAT lepas boleh duduk.... walao.... giff he JA DOU LORRR how we noe wad kesalahan .... didnt even tell us wad happen... so nobody sat down..... den he said : Jangan buat muka macam orang bodoh aa ! jgn pura macam tak tau apa jadi hari Jumaat itu aa ! LOLXXXX muka bodoh !!! hahaha.... "MUKA COMEL" .....anyways..... he said all those who think they didnt do anything wrong to sit down.... so eventually almost all sat down accept those who didnt go for the exam on FRIDAY.... Then, FUI LAN EYH.... he called all those who brought handphone to school , to take it out and put it on his table b4 MASALAH INI JADI LEBIH BESARRR !!!!! Then our CHAPALANG class monitor feeling guilty and scared masalah jadi besar... He was the 1st one to give up his Precious Handphone ...... CHAM He so BRAVE .... Then slowly slowly everybody who brought handphones all took it out and put it on the table....
All got SUPER EXPENSIVE PHONES... wahh.... the Mr.X said tat he didnt want all these phones... he wanted TAN YING HEE's hp... call her take her SIM card and leave the phone on his table.... but the truth is tat friday tat day wasnt Tan's phone it was Lee Sheao Torng's phone....

After all the "HANDPHONE EXHIBITION" Mr.X called out few names and called them to stay while the others can go back to class.... Most Of them are Girls... Continuing, Mr.X told KEN KEN : saya nak handphone KENNETH !!!! Then i had to go bak to the 绘画室 , and face MR.X's WRATH !!! HE said: Angkat handphone You dan letak atas Meja !.... Me: Cikgu, saya tak bawak handphone.... Him: Aku tak percaya ... TAU ! aku TAK ! percaya.... Me: saya benar tak bawak handphone la DIAO NI ! (Kidding)
Him: Diao Ur Head ! I Diao ur Handphone .....

Then he blah blah blah , scold scold scold... and said : KENNETH ! FUCK OFF ! (joking)
Then i mai fuck off lor.... hahaha.... Manyak Manyak Bahasa Kasar.....

Then we went for science class..... which half he class was empty.... Fortunately, Mr.X sooooo "GOOD" returned them their PRECIOUS HANDPHONE hahah....
Bak in class, Daniel drew some really really SUPER UBER CUTEYY PICTURES OF the LCC members and some reallyy really super beautiful LENG LUI's...... hahaha....

And the arguement between the design of our basketball club part i leave it to daniel .... Please read....
thnx .... SIGNING OFF KENNECH !!!! (^.^)

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai