Wednesday, January 14, 2009
~Woman~Girls~Gals~Lui Yan~


You see.... LUI YANS are very complicated... So complicated in fact that they can make you write a blog post about it.... Gawd ! Wad the hell am i doing !?

KAO LUI ..KAO LUI... KAO dao only say la.... do you tink its so easy ? I found this sooooo very true.... I mean seriously....

1. To find a woman(KAO LUI) you need TIME and MONEY
Therefore : WOMAN = TIME X MONEY

2.They say "Time Is Money"
Therefore : Time = Money

s3. Therefore
Woman = Money X Money
Woman = Money^2 (money to the power of 2)

4. Money is the root of all problems
So, Money = Problems

5. And therefore automatically
Woman = Problems

Congratulations.... You have juz ACE'd Additional Mathematics !


The fun part of being a girl:


- Can use all these wonderful cosmetics
- So many things to wear
- Can buy so many shoes in such a short perioud
- Got so many products to use on the skin
- How they smell great all the time(seriously)
- You can play with your long lock of hair
- Play with makeup like : lipstick , eye shadow , lip gloss etc
- You can FATT HAO as much as you like
- Talk abt boys and diss them
- Boss boys around , like: call them to be nice to you , help you carry stuff etc
- Get so many presents from boys
- How you never get bored, coz all the boys wanna talk to you
- How they keep themself so tidy and clean
- How they arrange everything according to alphabetical order
- How they manipulate boys with their beauty


Overall it looks fun to be a girl ....
but i wouldnt want to be one !
HAHAHAHA!
(>*.*)>

[HsC] Time Flows When You're Leng Zai
Once A Leng Zai, Always A Leng Zai